Welcome
to my humble abode, Traveller!
This book serves as an atelier—a living journal, if you will—documenting and recounting the many stories of my adventures across the sixteen years I’ve roamed this Earth, and continuing to do so. Ever-changing in nature, revisions and quiet overhauls are frequent as I learn more about humanity.
Should you ever wish to glimpse its past iterations, you may find them archived below. I sincerely hope you’ll enjoy wandering through these fantastical records as much as I enjoy recounting them.
Do be warned—while nothing here is forbidden, I ask that you mind your manners as you wander through my creation (and perhaps mind yourself as well), for I may recount a few less-than-favourable tales along the way.
Pour yourself a cup of tea if you wish,
this tale is about to begin…